The rules for the happy couple

Everything is peachy, and you think you have nothing to worry about, right? Well, here's a few thoughts anyway.

1. Listen and nod. Pretend to understand, yet keep in mind that most likely she is just venting and it may be best that you not attempt to understand.
2. Avoid evaluating her, even if she asks you to.
3. Truth hurts. Lie as needed.
4. Bring cards, flowers & say "I love you" at least as often as you make love. Consider this preventive maintenance, and keep in mind that women are more fragile than your pickup truck, and need maintenance more frequently than every 3000 miles.